Blue Crab Boulevard

Well, Cindy Sheehan got herself invited to the State of the Union address. She promised to behave since she was a guest of a member of Congress.

She promptly got herself arrested for trying to unfurl a banner.

Sorry, this is out-of-control behavior.

I understand she lost a son. I am sorry about that. But to use that excuse to turn into a self-promoting, anti-American darling is just sick. Worse, she cannot even act with proper decorum when she is a guest.

Could the media please, please stop encouraging her? She has to get even more outrageous to get attention these days - what’s next? (I will not type what I am thinking right now - out of respect for her son.)

Manhole covers and sewer grates are disappearing all over Indianapolis.

"This is a severe public safety hazard we have here," said Margie Smith-Simmons, a spokeswoman for the city's Department of Public Works. "These manholes range in depth from 4 feet to 30 feet deep."

Yeah, I see how this could be a major problem. How are the public works crews supposed to tell the potholes from the open manholes?

So, a couple runs a brothel for a year.

Across the street from a police station.

It took them a YEAR to figure this out? It gets better. They needed an informant.

The mind boggles….

A man’s wallet, lost in 1967, has been returned to him.

The unpaid traffic ticket in his wallet will, of course, be a major source of revenue for the issuing jurisdiction. We’ll watch for the arrest…..

Like, wow, man. They, like, stole it.

Oh. My. God.

Anyone got some Chlorine for the gene pool?

Generally not a real good idea….

24% said the most evil Briton in the past 1000 years is Jack the Ripper……

My money was on Paul McCartney. But only because Carrot Top isn’t British….

Ah, Bill Gates…..

Thanks, Time Magazine for making his head swell…..

…over at Dean’s world.

Buy more Danish goods!

After all, you don’t just sell God’s house without paying a price, right?

Seriously, this guy sounds like he went totally off the edge.