Ever think the Doctor was screwing you?

Well, apparently, this one really will!

Or he’ll at least get someone to…..

This man needs to buy a lottery ticket

Of course, the idea of hanging someone off a helicopter to make repairs by using a rope knotted around his waist is kind of stupid….

But a 130 foot fall you can walk away from - priceless….

Stand fast

Kudos to the Dutch for refusing to knuckle under to unreasonable demands. Since the Muslims are calling for a boycott of Dutch goods, I am personally planning to buy more Danish products. Some folks in the blogosphere are calling for the same thing.

Here are the cartoons in question. As opposed to the thoughtful and lucid commentary from the Muslim world here.

Sadly, here is the usual attempt at appeasement by the guy who helped fuel the rise of the extremists.

H/T LGF for some of the links

Oops

Well, whether he intended it this way or not, he just confirmed that the US did target the right place. Those missiles in Pakistan did kill some of his buddies.

“In seeking to kill my humble self and four of my brothers, the whole world has
discovered the extent of America’s lies and failures and the extent of its
savagery in fighting Islam and Muslims.”

Doesn’t sound like a failure on our part……

Another development battle..

…is taking place in little Hammondsport, New York. Glenn Curtiss actually probably did more for aviation than the Wright Brothers. It’s a pity more people don’t really know much about him. I’ve been to Hammondsport many times, and it never changed. It would actually be a shame to see high-rise condominiums going up there.

Birds of a feather

Well, it’s kind of hard to deny this particular anti-war person isn’t anti-American, isn’t it?

Lie down with dogs……

It was the cat. That’s the ticket.

Fire investigators are blaming the cat for starting a house fire.

Best line:

“We eliminated everything except for the cat,” Christy said.

Which is highly ironic. Apparently the fire eliminated the cat! Or the cat eliminated himself….

Meanwhile, a church secretary in Arkansas should have gotten herself a cat.

This clown is lucky

I really don’t like some of the stories I have heard about bounty hunters in general. They routinely break in to buildings and do a lot of things that police officers are not allowed to do. I’d personally like to see some constraints on them.

So anyway, this bounty hunter breaks into the wrong house. Really wrong. The house belongs to a police officer.

He’s lucky to be alive. If the cop had been home, I doubt he would be.

So who was the life of the party?

It seems some hospital employees in Norway threw a little Christmas party.

In an autopsy room.

Sounds a bit on the weird side…..

Why Republicans are winning

Because they have God on their side. No, seriously, they actually do.