Batcave discovered!!

Batman’s secret lair, the Batcave has been discovered!

Ok, not really, but they have found a cavern large enough for two helicopters to fly into. They can land next to the massive waterfall.

Be careful though. They also discovered poison frogs there.

Today’s Criminal Mastermind

A guy gets himself pulled over by the police for driving erratically. He identifies himself as Robert Carmer.

The police were somewhat suspicious, though, It seems he had the name “Cecil” tattooed on the back of his neck.

Cecil was booked on several charges including having a methamphetamine lab in his car…..

Note to would be criminals. Police pay attention to identifying marks like tattoos. It is particularly dumb to tattoo your name on the back of your neck. Besides, it looks like your Mom put a label on you like she did on your underwear before you went to camp.

And on a related note

Somehow, this sort of thing keeps happening. Weird stories seem to come in groups.

Close on the heels of the previous post about San Francisco experimenting with turning dog feces into electricity comes this item:

A 7-year old girl in India has ritually married a stray dog in a ceremony designed to ward off the evil eye. They say she will be able to marry a man in the normal fashion later on.

Frankly, I don’t believe the “evil eye” story. I think they heard about the San Francisco program and decided to begin cornering the Indian Market in dog feces futures. There will likely be a brisk trade in those in coming years as the program takes off. They are positioning the family to be the Standard Oil of dog poo.

Go ahead, poo-poo my theory.

Novel recycling program

San Francisco is planning to begin testing a program to turn animal waste into electricity. Apparently, they determined that 4% of all waste going to landfills were animal feces. (Did someone count? Man, who drew that short straw?) So they will be collecting the waste and diverting it to a methane digester. The methane will be used to generate electricity.

Personally, I want full credit for coming up with the perfect name for this program:

Crap for Kilowatts!

Saudi Arabia, eat your heart out!

Talk about having a bad day

Guy plays air guitar. Guy falls out window to his death.

A man in Singapore got a bit overexuberant while imitating a rock star. He was bouncing on a bed and bounced the wrong way. He went out the window and fell three stories.

The incident has been classified as death by misadventure.

Who says rock and roll will never die?