Daily Archives: March 13, 2006

A 3-year old finds a loaded 9mm handgun under a couch cushion. Mom takes it away, removes the magazine and puts it back on the couch. 3-year old finds it again and shoots mom in the knee. She forgot to … Continue reading →

Well, if you ever really needed an excuse not to move to South Korea, here’s a good one. They just experienced a rather odd snowfall. It snowed yellow snow. Yes, really, yellow snow. In the immortal words of Frank Zappa: … Continue reading →

So, this guy’s brother dies and he decides to impersonate the brother to collect his pension. He goes merrily along this way for 26 years. But then he repeatedly fails to pay a minor debt. The police catch him. The … Continue reading →

A woman in Norway turned on her kitchen faucet and miracle of miracles, BEER poured forth! Since the cost of beer in Norway is appallingly high, this must make her extremely popular! (Actually, the bar downstairs somehow cross connected the … Continue reading →

Demonstrating the fundamental unseriousness of his politics yet again, Russ Feingold called for the censure of the President. Oops. Seems nobody else among the Democrats wants to support him. This is so obviously a ploy to endear himself to the … Continue reading →

They failed to shoot down the latest orbiter that NASA sent to visit…. The Reconnaissance Orbiter safely entered orbit around Mars after a 310 million mile journey. Controllers applauded when the orbiter emerged from behind the planet and reported a … Continue reading →