Criminal Mastermind Department

We haven’t had a good CM post in a while, so when we do get one it’s with a very stylish twist.

A robber wearing a black evening gown, fishnet stockings, thigh-high boots and a black wig held up a gas station in Monterey, California. The robber stuffed the $290 proceeds from the theft into a black handbag, which perfectly matched his growth of beard.

Yup, this was a transvestite transaction.

Police caught the suspect when they noticed - get this - his fishnets hanging out of the door of the getaway car.