Now THIS is a Job Opportunity!

Need some adventure in your life? Want to meet interesting and very unusual people? Use very, very cool ordnance?

How about getting a job guarding the ultra Top Secret alien facility near Dulce, New Mexico?

According to the reports obtained by The Officer’s Club, the tippy-top secret facility includes multiple levels housing several species of small furry animals (sorry, that was Pink Floyd) aliens and has a biological experiment level where bizarre human experiments are carried out.

Couls this be the real origin of Michael Jackson?

What’s really extraordinary is how much detail the tin-foil hatters who published this were able to get. After all, it is Above Top Secret!