Babewatch Star Boffo??

Former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was ordered to stay at least 100 yards from his estranged wife when a judge granted a temporary restraining order against him. Pamela Bach asserts that the 53 year-old actor engaged in domestic violence in December and February. Details in the above linked story are a bit sketchy, but fear not, your intrepid Gaius has found more dirt information! The British Mirror reports (the tabloid uses the title Harrass Elhoff, they have a way with headlines):

"The actress alleges in court documents: "In the past, he has broken my nose and called me ‘whore’, ‘c***’, ‘bitch’, ’slut’ and ‘drug addict’ in front of our children. Bach, who filed for divorce a day after her husband began proceedings, adds: "In December 2005, David Hasselhoff grabbed me and pushed me hard into a car."

Not that I am all that interested in David Hasselhoff or his marital woes. Here’s why I posted about this at all: While doing some Google searching about this, I came across a couple of interesting websites. It seems that Hollywood types no longer limit their domestic wars to the courts and their PR people. Now they use dueling websites as well! Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner I give you David Hasselhoff and in this corner we have Pamela Bach.

What next? Will they hire bloggers to fight proxy wars?

Um…. (Don’t leave job offers in comment section please, send an email! And cash, don’t forget the cash.)