Criminal Mastermind Department

Today we have a story from Granger, Washington. Police we called to a bank after being notified of a possible break-in attempt. They noticed that the cap on the bank’s furnace vent was missing. Upon further investigation they found a man stuck in the chimney.

"We asked him what he was doing down there and he said, ‘What do you think? I’m trying to rob the bank," said Police Chief Robert Perales.

The 26 year old suspect was booked and jailed in a nearby town

Hey, at least he was honest.