Life, Liberty And The Pursuit Of…..

NOOKY! A California lawyer who is in the middle of divorce proceedings is suing the web-based dating service eHarmony.com. The plaintiff says that the service’s policy of only allowing single people violates his rights.

I wasn’t aware dating while married was written into the constitution. But hey, he’s a lawyer, right?

Gee, I wonder why he’s getting divorced. Some people can’t understand why lawyers are held in such (low) esteem by the average American……

(On a side note, my spell-checker had absolutely no problem with the word nooky, but it about fainted at ‘gauge’. Weird)