Nurses Are Hot…

…and ready to party. That’s the name of a Bob and Tom song that I used to hear a lot. I don’t have any first hand experience since I never dated one.

Well, in Germany this may be more than likely to be true. A church-funded program is retraining prostitutes to be nurses for the elderly or as telemarketers.

"After years of prostitution, they know how to listen, look after people and are savvy in selling over the phone," says project co-ordinator Gisela Zohren.

It seems fees for prostitution have dropped recently to rock-bottom and prostitutes over the age of thirty are finding it hard to make a living. Hence the new initiative to retrain the working girls to help with the elderly.

No word yet on how long the waiting list of German men trying to get one of these ladies to nurse them is. I know Uncle Jimmy would LOVE a nurse wth those kinds of credentials…….