Vegas Has A BIG Problem
It would appear that there is a - well - growing problem in Las Vegas. An ambulance company there has had to add a special ambulance to accommodate very large clients. There have been an increased number of calls for assistance when crews respond to transport morbidly obese clients. Clients who can weigh in excess of 500 pounds. The new ambulance can handle up to 1600 pounds of client.
Who knew Las Vegas of all places could have a problem like that? It’s like a million degrees there in the summer. You’d think these folks would sauna it off. But I digress.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard are always trying (the wife says we’re very trying - we’re not sure what she’s getting at) to bring you extra information on any subject. In that spirit we have obtained a photograph of a test run of the new ambulance. Please note, we cannot tell where we obtained this photo from as it is top secret. Don’t tell anyone. Remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
UPDATE: Riddle solved - now we know why the rash of very large people occurred: World’s largest buffet!
By Tom, Thursday, 30 March , 2006 @ 3:54 pm
I guess that’s another meaning of the Vegas term “whale”…
By Gauis Arbo, Thursday, 30 March , 2006 @ 4:22 pm
Could be….