Just Be Glad He Didn’t Sit On You

Today’s criminal mastermind award goes to the Japanese burglar who thought he had it made when he found an unlocked door. He was rummaging around the place looking for loot when one of the occupants was awakened by the noise. The burglar was grabbed and put into a bear hug. By one of the twenty sumo wrestlers staying in the building. Pretty soon all of the sumo wrestlers showed up.

The burglar wisely decided not to resist.