They Take It Very Seriously There

Full contact dodgeball in Missouri! A youth minister has been charged with assault after a dodgeball game turned ugly. A 16-year old player struck David M. Boudreaux in the head with a ball, knocking the youth minister’s glasses off. When the teen apologized, Boudreaux knocked him to the ground. When the lad got back up, he was kicked in the groin. (One assumes he went right back down again, but the article doesn’t say).

At any rate, the teen suffered a number of injuries.

Boudreaux has been placed on administrative leave.

Blue Crab Boulevard respectfully suggests a good anger management class. Or classes in case the first one doesn’t take. And remember kids; always wear a cup!

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2 Responses to They Take It Very Seriously There

  1. Tom says:

    Reminds me of the church league softball – It was praise the Lord & kill the competition!!

    I got hurt pretty bad on a play & had to “retire” from softball after the last season…

  2. Gauis Arbo says:

    Great line, Tom. Have you ever seen the movie Dodgeball? That’s what I was thinking of when I found this story.

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