Daily Archives: April 1, 2006

World Champion!

Posted on April 1, 2006 by Gaius

Don King is proud to announce he has signed a new fighter and is planning a title fight soon. "As soon as she beats these bogus charges of assaulting a police officer, she’ll be free to beat the tar out … Continue reading →

Posted in Foto Phun, Humor | 6 Comments

Clooney To Star In Syriana Sequel

Posted on April 1, 2006 by Gaius

(Hollywood) – George Clooney, following his Oscar win for Syriana, has announced that he will write, produce, direct and star in a blockbuster sequel. Entitled Syriantarctica, it is the story of a courageous CIA agent who teams with the local … Continue reading →

Posted in Foto Phun, Humor | 11 Comments

Nebraska CCW Passes

Posted on April 1, 2006 by Gaius

Despite an attempted filibuster, the Nebraska legislature finally passed a Concealed Carry Weapon (CCW) law. The governor has promised to sign the bill. The new law ia a "shall issue" law, meaning that if the defined standards are met, every … Continue reading →

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The Problem With Believing Your Own Hype

Posted on April 1, 2006 by Gaius

Let me make one thing clear before I start. I don’t care for Howard Stern. It’s not that he offends me, it’s that after a while (I tried listening for a while) his shtick got boring. It was almost the … Continue reading →

Posted in Media | 4 Comments

A Few Questions

Posted on April 1, 2006 by Gaius

There are a few questions that have occurred to me over the past few days when thinking about all the ruckus over illegal immigrants. Maybe members of a few traditional Democratic party constituencies could answer these. For union members: By … Continue reading →

Posted in Immigration Reform, Politics | 6 Comments

Screaming Howie Seeks Oscar!

Posted on April 1, 2006 by Gaius

Howard "Screaming Howie" Dean continues in his quest to secure an Oscar nomination in the Best Actor in a Complete Farce category. Speaking in a union hall in Oakland, California, Dean explicitly tried to tie President Bush to legislation that … Continue reading →

Posted in Left Wing, Politics | 2 Comments

“It was such a large moment in history that nobody knows about, and I just love that”

Posted on April 1, 2006 by Gaius

Says Filmmaker Quincy Perkins. Perkins has just made a 16-minute long movie detailing one of those odd moments in history. On August 14th, 1945, Thomas E. Jones was a 16-year old messenger in Washington, D.C. He was given a message … Continue reading →

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What A Surprise!

Posted on April 1, 2006 by Gaius

Cynthia McKinney plays the race card! "Let me be clear. This whole incident was instigated by the inappropriate touching and stopping of me, a female black congresswoman," McKinney said. "I deeply regret that this incident occurred." "Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, like … Continue reading →

Posted in Events, Insanity, Legal, Politics | 1 Comment

Flag Waving

Posted on April 1, 2006 by Gaius

A school principle in Longmont, Colorado has banned all display of flags, American or any other. He has also suspended students who had displayed the American flag in defiance of his policy. Skyline High School Principal Tom Stumpf said American … Continue reading →

Posted in Immigration Reform | 2 Comments