(Hollywood) – George Clooney, following his Oscar win for Syriana, has announced that he will write, produce, direct and star in a blockbuster sequel. Entitled Syriantarctica, it is the story of a courageous CIA agent who teams with the local population to foil a nefarious CIA plot to take over the continent of Antarctica to secure the region’s blubber-rich inhabitants to provide oil for the United States insatiable greed for SUVs. Arianna Huffington has agreed to co-star as Zsa Zsa, a rich limousine liberal who helps out by putting together bits and pieces of information to make a blog entry.
Blue Crab Boulevard has secured an exclusive still captured from the movie, even though it has not even begun production yet. Damn, we are good.