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Clooney To Star In Syriana Sequel

(Hollywood) - George Clooney, following his Oscar win for Syriana, has announced that he will write, produce, direct and star in a blockbuster sequel. Entitled Syriantarctica, it is the story of a courageous CIA agent who teams with the local population to foil a nefarious CIA plot to take over the continent of Antarctica to secure the region’s blubber-rich inhabitants to provide oil for the United States insatiable greed for SUVs. Arianna Huffington has agreed to co-star as Zsa Zsa, a rich limousine liberal who helps out by putting together bits and pieces of information to make a blog entry.

Blue Crab Boulevard has secured an exclusive still captured from the movie, even though it has not even begun production yet. Damn, we are good.

Foto Phun, Humor | Gaius Saturday, 1 April , 2006

By Jim Hoft, Saturday, 1 April , 2006 @ 1:17 pm

He kind of favors that Hamas leader in a way.
By Gauis Arbo, Saturday, 1 April , 2006 @ 1:23 pm

Heh - he does at that….
By Black Jack, Saturday, 1 April , 2006 @ 5:46 pm

You would think he could afford a better suit. The left sleeve in too long and his trousers don’t look right. But, maybe he just likes big penguins, those Hollywood guys aren’t like your ordinary Tom, Dick, or Harry.
By Gauis Arbo, Saturday, 1 April , 2006 @ 11:14 pm

You’re right about the suit - it doesn’t fit well at all! I hadn’t noticed that.

I have no opinion on whether or not he is in any way romantically involved with his co-star, the penguin…..
By odysseus, Sunday, 2 April , 2006 @ 9:53 pm

We’ll know if they’re an item if they sit together at the Golden Globes.
By Gauis Arbo, Sunday, 2 April , 2006 @ 10:05 pm

I think George and his co-star in the picture go well together, don’t you?
By chez diva, Monday, 17 April , 2006 @ 6:11 pm

Gauis,

This is by far my favorite image of Clooney. I actually feel sorry for the penquin - no one should have to endure being that close to Clooney
By Gauis Arbo, Monday, 17 April , 2006 @ 6:18 pm

Good point. Penguin abuse! Start a telathon!