And They Just Can’t Understand

Why they are among the most disliked groups in America. Lawyers, of course. A teenage girl complained to her father that her softball coach was insulting teammates. The father, an attorney, promptly sued the coach. For three million dollars. For inflicting emotional distress. Because the coach used the term "two-year old" to describe the teenager and sometimes called other girls idiots.

In an all too rare display of actual sanity, the California judge who heard the case dismissed it out of hand.

Sadly, the judge completely missed a big opportunity to call the father a two-year old idiot for wasting everyone’s time.