“Much Ado About Hairdo”

So says Representative Cynthia McKinney this morning on The Early Show on CBS. She wants everyone to know she changed her hairstyle and that is why she believes the Capitol Police officer failed to recognize her. She says the officer should have recognized her and is charging that racism played a part.

Well, We here at Blue Crab Boulevard suspect the problem is not that she went from cornrows to a fluffy afro. We think the problem is she did not go far enough.

One of our subsidiaries, Mr. Gaius' House of Hair Design and Taxidermy (Our motto: Hair, fur, what's the difference?") has a make-over suggestion that just couldn't be beat (apologies to Arlo Guthrie). We submit that this hairstyle would provide instant recognition!

Blue Crab Boulevard; always ready to help!

  • By Mike's America, Wednesday, 5 April , 2006 @ 10:33 pm

    At least if she had a hairdo like that we wouldn’t have to worry about the Capitol Police failing to recognize the witch.

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