The Right To Keep And Bear Potatoes

A Swedish man has been convicted of firing a potato gun. A court fined him eighty days wages for the offense. The 25-year old man had seen a potato gun on television and decided to build one. He and some friends were firing out of the window of the man's apartment, aiming at a parking lot. Police say they tested the gun and found it to be more powerful than a revolver.

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard do not condone the use of potato guns (also known as spud guns) on parked cars. That's vandalism. Spud guns can be a new and exciting way of mashing potatoes, however. Fun for the whole family and good eating as well! We firmly believe in the right to keep and bear spuds, so long as it's done in a safe manner. Therefore, we proudly present The Spudgun Technology Center.

(Man, you can find anything on the internet, can't you? There are some things that we here at Blue Crab Boulevard are actually afraid to enter into the search bar. Because we might find them.)