It’s Safe To Drink In A Texas Bar Again

The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has suspended a program that was arresting intoxicated people inside bars. The program may be reinstated since the TABC thinks it was worthwhile.

"We understand that everything has room for improvement, this included," she (commission spokeswoman Carolyn Beck) said.

She said most of those arrested in the sting operations had been "dangerously drunk" and might have tried to drive if TABC agents had not busted them.

Since the any of the members of the TABC might try to sexually assault a horse, we here at Blue Crab Boulevard demand their immediate arrest. In the interest of public safety, of course.