Doing Dirty Deeds

The residents of Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin thought they were safe. The reign of terror had ended as suddenly as it began. The culprit had stopped his dastardly dumping of dirty Depends. But in this day and age, is anything really over? We have folks still fighting the last election who show no signs of stopping anytime in this century.

The person doing dirty deeds with diapers has resumed his (or her, who knows?) despicable dumping. Residents have reported finding 12 to 15 of the nasty nappies nocturnally left by someone in the ditch along a rural stretch of road. The clever criminal confuses would-be captors by escaping on the nearby interstate. But when the forces of truth and justice finally catch him (or her) they will be dealt with severely. They will be charged with littering.

This constitutes a newsworthy crime spree in rural Wisconsin, apparently.