The Arkansas Teacher Retirement System sent out letters to retirees and active teachers explaining how to name beneficiaries. One page of the letter listed the phone number to contact, but had a wee bit of a typo. When people called the number they heard this recorded message:
"Hi, baby! Do you want to massage my feet or suck my toes?" the woman asks. She goes on to explain that "foot fetish fun is only 69 cents per minute" and offers another number to call "for all the hot, one-on-one triple-X toe talk you can handle."
We have now located the booking agency mentioned here.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard refuse to take an editorial stance on triple-x toe talk.
