Easter Will Be Rough Next Year

It seems Maine is running out of bunnies. Estimates are that only 300 of the New England cottontail rabbits native to the state are left. So a major restoration program is underway to bring the population up. There is even talk of putting them on the endangered species list. 

And in Kittery, a botanist has applied for a $100,000 federal grant to implement a similar habitat improvement program on an old farm where a rabbit population has managed to hang on despite development pressures.

Since bunnies breed like, well, bunnies, this one should be easy to take care of. If they continue to experience a shortage, we here at Blue Crab Boulevard stand ready to help. We will cheerfully ship the hoard of bunnies that is eating our landscaping to Maine. As a public service, of course. Maybe we could get a grant.

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