How To Get A Huge Poll Number Boost
The Wall Street Journal is reporting that President Bush continues to slide in the Polls. Since we now know that the CIA is reading us, along with a number of other agencies, we would like to repeat our sure-fire way to raise the poll numbers. We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have a simple, straightforward way to accomplish this.
Build a fence across the border with Mexico. Two thirds of Americans want one. Do that first and control the border, then try to address your guest worker program or other ways to solve the problem. But build the fence first. Right away. As in today. Yesterday would be better, but we try to be reasonable.
We're open to a job offer in the reorganized White House.
Immigration Reform, Politics | Gaius Wednesday, 19 April , 2006
By Black Jack, Wednesday, 19 April , 2006 @ 6:06 pm
If the GOP went on record in favor of a fence along the Southern border, and made it the central issue in the mid-term elections, the Dems would scream in a hysterical tantrum, start foaming at the mouth, and eventually arm themselves and go postal.
We’d have to call out the National Guard to put down the rebellion and restore order. Some Dems might even leave the country rather that live among a people who would countenance such a thing.
However, on the bright side, Republicans would likely pickup 35 seats in the House and another 15 in the Senate.
Power to the People.