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Today we have a couple of (vaguely) related items:

A recent global survey reports that middle-aged and elderly men tend to be more satisfied with their sex lives then women in the same age brackets. Most of the participants were married. There were certain cultures and countries that had higher rates of sexual satisfaction overall. For example, three quarters of American men were satisfied as opposed to two thirds of women. In Japan it was 18% and 10% respectively. Austrians scored substantially higher than the French. Which is kind of funny given the reputation the French have.

And comedian Gilbert Gottfried has been crowned the unsexiest man alive by the Boston Phoenix.

"The parrot-voiced, pickle-faced comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman," The Boston Phoenix wrote.

Gottfried is well known these days for being the voice of the AFLAC duck.

We're not sure how old Gottfried is, but we do wonder if his partner participated in a survey recently.