We here at Blue Crab Boulevard go out of our way every day to find news that really, really matters. In that spirit, we brought you news on telephone calling and telecommuting.
And now we have the topper. Carpentry.
An Oakland, California carpenter was arrested when the homeowner he was building bookshelves for returned early. It seems the itinerant woodworker was letting it all hang out. He did not have a stitch of clothing on.
He told officers he stripped before crawling under the client's house to do electrical work because he didn't want to soil his clothes, police said.
Honniball said Thursday that working au naturel gave him a better range of motion and that a skilled craftsman can work clothing — and injury — free.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard suspect Mr. Honniball (we swear we are not making up his name) is not quite telling the truth here. He's been arrested three other times for the exact same offense.
We have never, ever done carpentry in the nude. Honest.
We have grown attached to portions of our anatomy and prefer they stay attached.
