Flash! Michael Moore To Star In Next Star Wars

(Hollyweird) APRIL 21 - Legendary director George Lucas today announced the Michael Moore will headline an all-star cast in the next Star Wars installment. Using a working title of "Episode 7: Revenge of the Clueless", the project has already begun filming near area 57. Working in deep cover, our photographer from the Magic 8-Ball Photography and Septic Pumping, Inc. has obtained an exclusive picture of Moore in his new role.

 

  • By Black Jack, April 21, 2006 @ 4:31 pm

    I’ve looked at this picture several times, and I just can’t bring myself to form a cogent response. OTOH it makes the point, BOTOH it offends the senses. I’ll keep at it and get back to you after I’ve had a few drinks. TGIF.

  • By Shawn, May 15, 2006 @ 12:13 pm

    The instant I saw the Photoshop of Moore the Hutt I bookmarked this blog while laughing. I’m usually not so easy a sell, but Michael Moore as Jabba…brilliant!

  • By Gaius, May 15, 2006 @ 12:15 pm

    I’m glad you liked that one. You’ll love Nancy Pelosi.

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