Rearing His Head Again
Well, that Osama fellow has popped his head up again. Calling again for a war against the crusaders. Which kind of puts it into perspective, when you think about it. Osama has a medieval mindset. He's also calling for his followers to deploy to Sudan to fight the UN.
That's interesting, don't you think? If he thought his forces (so to speak) were winning in Iraq why would he pull them out and send them to Sudan? I suspect this is more telling about how badly they are failing in Iraq.
Anyway we managed to get a picture which explains how he's been able to hide so successfully even with all the reward money on his head. Our agents have been looking for Osama bin Laden.
Tell them to look for Osama bin Llama instead…..
By Angel, April 23, 2006 @ 1:23 pm
haha. good grieffffffffffffffff
By Gauis Arbo, April 23, 2006 @ 1:49 pm
My neighbor has llamas. Hmmmm.
By Black Jack, April 23, 2006 @ 2:29 pm
It is against the UN Charter on Religion among the Infidels to mock llamas. They are protected by several International Agreements. Be warned, this blasphemy will result in appropriate punishment. Your transgressions have been reported the United Nations High Commissioner for Trans-species Interaction, located in the Grand Monastery in Tibet, and you have been found to be in violation of several important provisions.
The Dolly Llama is also aware of your misdeeds. Repent now, and send us a generous donation, and this can all go away. We have enclosed a SASE for your convenience. Go and sin no more, and don’t send cash or those nasty ChiComs will get wind of this. Signed: the Head Llama in Charge.
PS: Visa or MC are acceptable.
By Gauis Arbo, April 23, 2006 @ 2:44 pm
Bwahahaha. The Dolly Llama. Love that one!
Llama Jihad!
By Robert the Llama Butcher, April 24, 2006 @ 2:42 pm
Just to make it abundantely clear to any Special Ops guys out there, Osama is only a distant cousin. We don’t know where he is. Haven’t seen him at all. Nope.
By Gauis Arbo, April 24, 2006 @ 2:48 pm
Hmmmm. Robert’s protesting an awful lot, here……