Standing Room Only

It seems the Airbus consortium is quietly pushing a wonderful new concept. Not content with building a double-decker aircraft that will seat about a half a million people, they want to get even more people crammed in. So they are approaching several Asia airlines with the idea of standing room only. Yup, they want to stand people up against a backboard and harness them in.

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard, always first with the best news have an exclusive photograph of what the new concept will look like in action. Welcome to the future of air travel!

UPDATE: To say Fausta is incensed about this development would be somewhat of an understatement.