Daily Archives: April 27, 2006

Andrea Clark Update

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

Are you kidding me? This is what it's come down to? The stinking hospital gives an unreasonable deadline to the family? They offer to pay to move her to Illinois, to a hospital that will accept her. Completely at their … Continue reading →

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82nd Bedwetters Brigade

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

Captain Ed beat me to the shoulder flash for the 101st Fighting Keyboard Brigade but I will be damned if he gets to post the opposite camp's flash first. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the 82nd Bedwetters Brigade official insignia! … Continue reading →

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By The Way

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

I know Enron and the scandal of it's collapse are so yesterday these days. Still, Jeffrey Skilling, one of the guys who led the company to ruin is on trial. Jacques over at Carry On America actually has confidential sources … Continue reading →

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Chirac Unveils Master Plan!

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

After bravely capitulating to the mob and rolling back the proposed legislation to help employers actually be able to fire younger workers, the President of France was rightly worried about how he would be remembered. Jacques Chirac has unveiled, at … Continue reading →

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Oh. My. God.

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard are always on top of the very latest news. The other day we brought you the story of the Killer chimpanzees. About twenty of them escaped from a sanctuary and killed a taxi driver. … Continue reading →

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A Modest Proposal

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

I see today that Teddy Kennedy's opposition to the off-shore wind energy farm is going to be attacked by some others in the Senate. What's funny here is that Ted "I'll Drive" Kennedy portrays himself as a champion of "liberal" … Continue reading →

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Who Will Denounce This?

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

I would just like to know who among those who consider themselves to be on the left or leaning left will denounce the vandalism at an ROTC facility at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill? You complain that people on … Continue reading →

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A Diversion For Conspiracy Theorists!

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

The judge who presided over the just completed plagiarism lawsuit brought against the author of the Da Vinci Code put his own secret coded message in his written decision. LONDON, April 26 — Justice Peter Smith's 71-page ruling in the … Continue reading →

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NKU Free Speech Update

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

The soon to be former Northern Kentucky University instructor who instructed her students to exercise their free speech rights by silencing other students has been charged by the County Attorney. Six of the students were also charged. The charges include … Continue reading →

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What Zarqawi Said

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

Here's a translation from US Central Command of the entire tape released by Zarqawi. Tweet

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Criminal Masterminds

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

We haven't had one of these for a while now, but we found a good one. A man and a woman, both recent parolees, were apprehended after a bank robbery. Police had an easy time spotting their getaway vehicle. A … Continue reading →

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World’s Sexiest Woman?

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

A British magazine, FHM, polled it's readers and crowned Keira Knightly as the world's sexiest woman. We here at Blue Crab Boulevard don't know if we'd know Keira Knightly if we tripped over her*, however, as is always the case … Continue reading →

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How To Recycle Your Way To A Pulitzer

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

Riehl World View has an absolutely astonishing post up. It asks a pretty simple question: is the story that won Dana Priest a Pulitzer simply a rehashed bit of old news spun in a new way? The answer would appear … Continue reading →

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Update On Andrea Clark

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

John Hawkins has the latest news I could find on this travesty. What's really appalling is that Ms. Clark is aware of what the hospital is going to do to her. She is not in a coma, she is alert … Continue reading →

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Conspiracy Theory Explained

Posted on April 27, 2006 by Gaius

Dean Esmay has a rather good how-to guide for spotting conspiracy theories. 1) Conspiracy Theorists rely on evidence that they themselves have carefully put together, even though none of them are experts in the subject. They then ask you to draw … Continue reading →

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