We here at Blue Crab Boulevard are always on top of the very latest news. The other day we brought you the story of the Killer chimpanzees. About twenty of them escaped from a sanctuary and killed a taxi driver. They also mauled three other men. We speculated yesterday that the felons were heading for Spain so they could get the vote, but it seems we may have been wrong. We have just had an astonishing update on the story. It turns out that the chimps are not only still on the loose, but that one of them is Osama bin Laden. We are not making this up. That's one of the escapee's names.
NOW we know where he's been. He's been in Sierra Leone all this time.
We've provided yet another helpful photo to aid in identifying the miscreant. Good hunting everyone.
