If she invites you to a cookout, just back away slowly.
Shatavia Kearney of Jacksonville, Florida called the managers of her apartment building to ask them to remove a snake from the porch. They weren't really interested in helping and told her to take care of it herself. So she doused the snake with a flammable liquid and struck a match.
The resulting fireball caused $1,000 worth of damage to the vinyl siding. The snake apparently made its escape.
Snake. It's what's for dinner.
