Zarqawi Channels Moe, Larry And Curley
A tape of Zarqawi's greatest bloopers has been released showing him unable to figure out how to operate a machine gun. Also included in the greatest hits compilation is a scene with his loyal troops burning their hands grabbing a the barrel of the hot machine gun.
Blue Crab Boulevard has obtained an exclusive still photo from the video, courtesy of the magic 8-Ball Photography and Drain Cleaning. Must Credit Blue Crab Boulevard!
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By Sven, May 4, 2006 @ 2:41 pm
“The voice of Goldstein had become an actual sheep’s bleat, and for an instant the face changed into that of a sheep. Then the sheep-face melted into the figure of a Eurasian soldier who seemed to be advancing, huge and terrible, his sub-machine gun roaring, and seeming to spring out of the surface of the screen, so that some of the people in the front row actually flinched backwards in their seats. But in the same moment, drawing a deep sigh of relief from everybody, the hostile figure melted into the face of Big Brother…”
Cliche, I know, but there you go…
By Gauis Arbo, May 4, 2006 @ 3:21 pm
Well, that’s a bit of a reach.