A glimpse of what dental care will look like if universal health care comes to the United States. Britain has a terrible shortage of dentists in the national health service. So people are, more and more, resorting to pulling out their own teeth.
"I snapped it out myself," said William Kelly, 43, describing his most recent dental procedure, the autoextraction of one of his upper teeth.
Now it is a jagged black stump, and the pain gnawing at Mr. Kelly's mouth has transferred itself to a different tooth, mottled and rickety, on the other side of his mouth. "I'm in the middle of pulling that one out, too," he said.
Sounds fun, doesn't it? Quite frankly, this is a scary, scary scenario. While some argue that America will, of course, do it better, one wonders how any rational person can look at the mess in countries that use socialized medicine and believe there is any way the system can work.
"You could argue that Britain has not seen lines like this since World War II," said Mark Pritchard, a member of Parliament who represents part of Shropshire, where the situation is just as grim. "Churchill once said that the British are great queuers, but I don't think he meant that in connection to dental care."
Britain has too few public dentists for too many people. At the beginning of the year, just 49 percent of the adults and 63 percent of the children in England and Wales were registered with public dentists.
And now, discouraged by what they say is the assembly-line nature of the job and by a new contract that pays them to perform a set number of "units of dental activity" per year, even more dentists are abandoning the health service and going into private practice — some 2,000 in April alone, the British Dental Association says.
The problem then becomes even worse as the fewer and fewer available dentists are simply unable to keep up with demand. The poorer people who can't afford the fees of private dentists end up doing do it yourself dentistry.
Socialized medicine actually ends up making it worse for the poor, not better. (Yes, this article is about dentistry, but the exact same things are happening with all medical care. That's why Canadians who can afford it come to the US for medical treatment).