Thanks To Science We Have An Answer

Yesterday we had a troubling report that young men in college were experiencing performance problems in areas not actually part of their course of study. The poor guys are having problems in their sex lives.

But in Today's New York Times there is a ray of hope that may help stiffen their resolve. Or something like that.

Researchers at Knox college report that handling handguns raises testosterone levels! Hope is just around the corner guys! If you're only having a little difficulty, maybe a .38 special will do the trick. For a more difficult case, perhaps a .40 S&W. Only in extreme cases should you consider a .44 magnum, though. You might strain yourself.