Ewwww

There's a new Ewwww de perfume out there for all you true Cheeseheads. Lovingly crafted to carry the aroma of Stilton cheese. I swear I am not making this up.

"Blue Stilton cheese has a very distinctive mellow aroma and our perfumier was able to capture the key essence of that scent and recreate it in an unusual but highly wearable perfume," said an association spokesman.

Um. Okay. Be sure to let us know how that works out for you.