Ok, this has got to be the crime of the century and someone has to do something about it right away. I mean drop everything else to catch this horrible thief. This could be bigger than the Brinks job.
Someone in Middlefield, Ohio is making off with the horse manure.
Lisza Wright, who gets paid $25,000 a year by Middlefield to clean the three dozen hitching rail areas daily, told police last month that someone has been taking manure, with the manure left behind getting spread out and packed down, making her job harder.
But, isn't there less to pick up? Oh never mind.
Maybe we should start referring to this as the Stinks Job? Not your job, Lisza, the robbery. Or maybe your job, too.
I grew up around Middlefield.
Weirdly, the crime makes sense to me. That’s kind of disturbing, I guess.