No, not the Mexican border, the Kenyan border. Someone made off with the "Koranic fish". Unfortunately, they've just announced that the holy tuna has been recovered.
Why is it unfortunate, you ask? Well, it takes away a whole multitude of opportunities to make jokes about it, darn it. I had something I was planning to use involving celery and mayonnaise.
Ah well, maybe another day.
Ask any tuna you happen to see, “What’s the best tuna?” Koran of the Sea!
I trust you are old enough to recall that jingle.