Wow, I Thought I Had Bad Neighbors

No, not now, I kind of like the ones I have now. In the past, though, I have had various neighbors who, if not exactly from Hell, were at least from somewhere near the nether regions. But this woman makes them look like saints.

A retired businesswoman accused of vandalizing her neighbors' property and blocking local roads with dead animals and dog feces was served with an order Thursday banning her from engaging in anti-social behavior.

Jeanne Wilding, 57, is accused of clashing with at least 15 individuals and organizations in the idyllic rural hamlet of Bottomley in northeast England.

Prosecutors said Wilding repeatedly and loudly played a choral work "about rape, pillage and the trashing of villages," caused extensive damage to neighbors' vehicles, beamed floodlights into a neighbor's home and tipped oil over his driveway at night.

She also deposited dead animals, rubbish, dog feces, glass and nails on the road, obstructing other homes and communal spaces, they said.

In all, there were more than 250 alleged incidents involving Wilding in less than 16 months.

I mean this is taking anti-social to a whole new level. The judge in the case probably made one of the greatest understatements of all time: "It's clear she has little or no appreciation of the effect her behavior has on other people."

Although the choral piece was a nice touch. I wonder where I could get a copy?