You Couldn’t Get Me That Drunk

A Canton, New York man was arrested for breaking in to a business and taking a little nap. Apparently, he was quite intoxicated at the time, so he took it into his head to break in and get a little shuteye. The business was a funeral home. (You know it's coming) His napping spot was inside one of the coffins on display in the establishment.

Debra White, wife of the home's funeral director Joe White, said she noticed a broken window and open door to the casket display room when she awoke at 6:30 a.m. Inside, she saw a boot and pair of pants on the floor and a pair of knees sticking out of a stainless steel coffin.

Which must have been very, very disturbing for the poor woman. She can't be used to hearing snoring coming from that room.

Can she?