Drunken Monkeys
It seems the zookeepers in Budapest are covering up a major problem. They have drunken monkeys. Or sure, they try to deny it and say they're only doing it for the good of the apes. Red blood cell count, they say. But it's time for the truth to come out! 55 liters a year is not a small amount of red wine.
Budapest Zoo spokesman Zoltan Hanga said it was the 11 anthropoid apes who drank most of the wine in 2005.
"Obviously, they do not have it all at once and get drunk, but they get it in small amounts mixed in their tea," Hanga said.
Oh, sure. Mixed in their tea. That's an old trick. We here at Blue Crab Boulevard demand something be done at once. We sent our intrepid photographer from the Magic-8 Ball Photography and Street Sweeping Service, Inc. deep under cover to get this shocking picture. (He still has a rash from the chimp suit, too). Demand justice!
Soon it will be just another monkey skid row. The tragedy of it.
Foto Phun, Humor, Weird Stuff, World news | Gaius Monday, 22 May , 2006
By Marcus Atrocious, Monday, 22 May , 2006 @ 9:32 pm
First it’s the winged monkeys, and now it’s the drunk monkeys. I knew I liked this site!
By Gaius, Monday, 22 May , 2006 @ 9:37 pm
Have you seen Osama the monkey? He’s here:
http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/04/27/oh-my-god-3/
By Blackhawk, Tuesday, 23 May , 2006 @ 1:12 am
I think I’ve seen a few of these running around the office here…
By Gaius, Tuesday, 23 May , 2006 @ 5:38 am
I’ve seen a few in the office jungle, too.