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A Malaysian man was accused of having an affair after his wife found a text message on his cell phone from another woman. The man took great offense to this accusation and promptly thought of a way to prove he was faithful. He cut off his own penis.
The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.
The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.
Doctors reattached the severed organ.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have no desire to have prove our faithfulness. So we will avoid anything that might be misconstrued. Ever.
Medicine, Weird Stuff, World news | Gaius Tuesday, 30 May , 2006
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By Black Jack, Wednesday, 31 May , 2006 @ 12:30 pm
You might be interested to know where the word “testify” comes from. In days of old, one who gave testimony was required to vouch for his truthfulness by taking the organs in hand as he spoke. Should it be demonstrated he lied, the organs were forfeit.
It gives a new meaning to the stock phrase: the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Or else.
By Gaius, Wednesday, 31 May , 2006 @ 12:34 pm
Ouch.