Well, I guess todays theme is all the nudes that's fit to print. Or nudes that cause fits. Or something like that.
Item: A sheriff's deputy from Hot Springs, Arkansas is now jobless and is facing criminal charges for allegedly going topless in a campground. Apparently, a few people took umbrage to this episode of deputies gone wild and reported her to the authorities.
According to incident reports, a marine patrol deputy and a park ranger told a topless Roberson to cover up in separate encounters Sunday.
Later, authorities received a complaint that a woman without a top was in view of children.
One report said a grandmother complained that the topless woman became "loud and disorderly" after she told the woman to cover up. Another camper told authorities the woman became belligerent when confronted.
In both instances, the topless woman said she was a law officer, according to the reports.
So we can at least be pretty sure she isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. It's not a good idea to brag about being a deputy while breaking the law.
Item: Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, Spain continues to be plagued by naked bicyclists. The pesky things show up annually to protest traffic-clogged streets and to demand greater respect for pollution free transportation.
With slogans like "one car less" and "bio methanol" painted on their backs, the naked cyclists staged Spain's third annual Ciclonudista or "Nudecycle" in Madrid, Barcelona and Pamplona.
The protest was part of world-wide naked bike riding events on Saturday across Europe, North America and South America.
"We feel naked when up against traffic because people don't see the bicycle as just another means of transport," said Madrid cyclist Ramon Linaza, wearing only a cycle helmet and shoes.
One wonders how one commands respect when one is not wearing any pants while being interviewed.
Item: Some schools are just more educational than others. Two teachers in Tampa, Florida are jobless after they were observed having sex in a classroom.
Frances J. Sepulveda, 30, and Bryant J. Wilburn, 29, said they had sex in the classroom during school hours on "one or two occasions," according to an investigation by the Hillsborough County school district.
They resigned last month after two students at Coleman Middle School reported they saw the teachers having sex. The classroom door was locked and a window was covered with paper, but a boy and a girl told school officials they could see inside.
My high school was never had anything like that kind of sex ed. Some people have all the luck.
UPDATE: Plague of nude bicyclists also hit Prague. Is anyone working on a repellent?
