Is apparently in the disguise not working and getting caught. A man entered a bank in Jackson, Mississippi completely swathed in bandages. He asked a teller for some help, then vaulted over the counter and grabbed a bunch of cash. Which is pretty darn spry for a mummy, them usually being dead and all. Nonetheless, the disguise did not seem to work very well. Police and a SWAT team raided an apartment soon after the robbery and took Montaries Brooks into custody. Police are not saying he was the mummy just yet, only that he was a convicted felon who had an illegal firearm.
"He was fully bandaged," Wade said, including his face and arms. "The only things they could see were his eyes and lips. He asked a teller for help, then jumped over the counter and began taking money out of the drawer," Wade said.
The robber, who Wade said never showed a weapon, stuffed the money into his clothes and ran. Police would not disclose how much money was stolen.
We never much cared for the mummy thing. Perhaps a nice werewolf outfit might have worked out better.
Mummies, no. Droping too many body parts all over the place. Just saw Underworld Evolution…Kate Beckinsale in leather…mmm…mayby the Vampire route…oh crap. Banks don’t work at night.
What’s next? Marvin the Martian routine? No wait!!! I’ve got it! Maybe if we built this large wooden badger…
NO WAIT!!! I’ve got it!!! We’ll dress up as a monkey, I mean ‘Our Founder’, and…
A freakin mummy? Oct 31 is a long way away…