Gore To Train Minions

In a move that will certainly come as no surprise to regular readers here, Al Gore has announced he will begin training 1,000 recruits to spread the word about global warming. We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have long warned about the dangers the coming robotic penguin army will present to others considering a run for the Presidency in 2008. We told you so. Here's a quick look at the first group of recruits.

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UPDATE: Hot Air has more. So does Brainster.

  • By Black Jack, June 13, 2006 @ 10:53 am

    Are you sure those are members of AlGore’s robotic Penguin army, or are they really ChiCom Buddhist Nuns in disguise?

    I ask because those ChiCom Nuns are tricky, they take a vow of poverty, but were able to pony up lots of rather large cash contributions at their fundraiser for AlGore.

    Moreover, those tricky Nuns are so sly they can pump bundles of ChiCom cash into AlGore’s pockets, even when he says he didn’t know he was at a fundraiser. (Although his staff sent him to a fundraiser and he raised lots of funds while there.)

  • By Blackhawk, June 13, 2006 @ 9:38 pm

    They are probably made in China, like most everything else.

    Penguins and Al Gore. Al Gore and the environment. Where’s Conan when you need him? Conan from the first movie. The second movie sucked.

  • By Blackhawk, June 13, 2006 @ 9:39 pm

    But at least they don’t have fricken laser beams attached to their fricken heads. That would be too much to ask for.

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