Comments on: Bush Out Of Reactive Mode? http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/14/bush-out-of-reactive-mode/ Summum nec metuas diem, nec optes - Marcus Valerius Martialis Tue, 02 Aug 2011 22:27:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Gaius http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/14/bush-out-of-reactive-mode/comment-page-1/#comment-5672 Gaius Thu, 15 Jun 2006 19:48:17 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/14/bush-out-of-reactive-mode/#comment-5672 Agent X, please answer your shoe phone at once. regards, Karl Agent X, please answer your shoe phone at once.

regards,

Karl

]]> By: Black Jack http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/14/bush-out-of-reactive-mode/comment-page-1/#comment-5666 Black Jack Thu, 15 Jun 2006 19:10:46 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/14/bush-out-of-reactive-mode/#comment-5666 New double super-secret information has just been reported: Zarqawi's severed head has started talking out loud. So far the conversation has been quite brief and only directed to GWB's little black dog, who is apparently fluent in Arabic. Who knew? The former head of the head of Al Qaeda in Iraq hasn't yet revealed anything of direct military value, but it has frightened the dog into giving up his water bowl. The SPCA and PETA have rushed to file petitions with the courts to ensure the dog's Miranda rights are respected, and Democrats in Congress insist that an attorney be appointed to represent Zarqawi's head. Updates as new information comes to light. Agent X, over and out. New double super-secret information has just been reported: Zarqawi’s severed head has started talking out loud. So far the conversation has been quite brief and only directed to GWB’s little black dog, who is apparently fluent in Arabic. Who knew?

The former head of the head of Al Qaeda in Iraq hasn’t yet revealed anything of direct military value, but it has frightened the dog into giving up his water bowl. The SPCA and PETA have rushed to file petitions with the courts to ensure the dog’s Miranda rights are respected, and Democrats in Congress insist that an attorney be appointed to represent Zarqawi’s head. Updates as new information comes to light. Agent X, over and out.

]]> By: Black Jack http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/14/bush-out-of-reactive-mode/comment-page-1/#comment-5508 Black Jack Wed, 14 Jun 2006 18:21:45 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/14/bush-out-of-reactive-mode/#comment-5508 It's true, it's true, it must be true. I got it straight from the Big Jackass himself. Zarqawi was the pilot on the airplane that hit the Pentagon and GWB has been keeping the head in cryogenic storage since 9/11 so he could bring it out at exactly the right moment. They're all in on it, the CIA, FBI, NSA, FOX news, Ann Coulter, and even the ACLU and the Duke Lacrosse team. There are reports they have an exact replica at Gitmo they use to frighten the prisoners after they dunk a few Korans to soften up all the barbers and taxi drivers right before they bring out the hot coals, bamboo splints, and thumb screws. That's really why GWB flew to Baghdad yesterday, to deliver Zarqawi's head to the new Iraqi government. It doesn't stink so much anymore since they dipped it in pig offal mixed with epoxy. That's the only reason the picture was framed and under non-glare glass, so you couldn't see the shinny epoxy. I have to go now, the black chopper is lurking around again and I'm running low on tin foil. Agent X, over and out. It’s true, it’s true, it must be true. I got it straight from the Big Jackass himself. Zarqawi was the pilot on the airplane that hit the Pentagon and GWB has been keeping the head in cryogenic storage since 9/11 so he could bring it out at exactly the right moment.

They’re all in on it, the CIA, FBI, NSA, FOX news, Ann Coulter, and even the ACLU and the Duke Lacrosse team. There are reports they have an exact replica at Gitmo they use to frighten the prisoners after they dunk a few Korans to soften up all the barbers and taxi drivers right before they bring out the hot coals, bamboo splints, and thumb screws.

That’s really why GWB flew to Baghdad yesterday, to deliver Zarqawi’s head to the new Iraqi government. It doesn’t stink so much anymore since they dipped it in pig offal mixed with epoxy. That’s the only reason the picture was framed and under non-glare glass, so you couldn’t see the shinny epoxy.

I have to go now, the black chopper is lurking around again and I’m running low on tin foil. Agent X, over and out.

]]> By: Gaius http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/14/bush-out-of-reactive-mode/comment-page-1/#comment-5464 Gaius Wed, 14 Jun 2006 13:46:13 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/14/bush-out-of-reactive-mode/#comment-5464 Good Lord. Good Lord.

]]> By: Mark G. http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/14/bush-out-of-reactive-mode/comment-page-1/#comment-5461 Mark G. Wed, 14 Jun 2006 13:35:33 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/14/bush-out-of-reactive-mode/#comment-5461 Call me a conspiracy theorist if you like but it's obvious to me the the whole zarqawi thing is a fabrication; has anyone seen the entire body yet? Call me a conspiracy theorist if you like but it’s obvious to me the the whole zarqawi thing is a fabrication; has anyone seen the entire body yet?

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