It’s Starting!

The uprising in the animal kingdom is now in progress. Tired of being treated as mere speed bumps on the highway, deer are fighting back. Their first victim was a 75-year old Ohio woman.

Mary Blake of suburban Cleveland opened her patio door Wednesday to let her border collie back inside and was shocked when a female deer followed close behind.

Blake says she tried to shut the door, but the deer knocked it off track and then knocked into Blake and started stomping her.

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Blake was treated at the hospital for bruises and cuts on her arms, legs and stomach. She has 27 stitches on her right knee.

That is one mean doe. We warned you last week about the dreaded ducks of doom. But did you listen to us? Noooo. Well, now you have the wicked warlike whitetail. We hope you're happy.