Well, now that the Midwest isn't limited to corn and beans any longer, we're formulating a plan. With the huge profit windfall we expect from the bumper sugar cane, citrus and banana harvests, we're optioning all the real estate we can get our hands on. That way, when the ocean reaches us, we'll already have cornered the market on beach front mega-homes!
And that is the high quality reporting you can expect to come out of this nonsensical ABC method of developing a "news" story.
UPDATE: Other tales of misery and woe: Protein Wisdom, Brainster, Southern Appeal, NRO Media Blog, A Blog For All,
Wow, another great opportunity for 8 Ball Productions and BBQ Sauces of the World Distribution, LLC, Inc.
Imagine a few Penguins standing around in the backyard as a globe on the spit rotates slowly over hot coals. One Penguin says he didn’t know you could eat globes, and the chef responds that actually globes aren’t really all that tasty, and are pretty darn hard to swallow, but that some nutty guys at ABC News are willing to pay in python shish kabobs from Krazy Karmal’s in exchange for stories of personal experience with global warming.
Hmm….how does global warming affect me….let me go get my base ball bat and I’ll be right back…now you just hold still…let me express my opinion on global warming…
Sort of like Whack-A-Mole.