http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/25/we-told-you-so/ Summum nec metuas diem, nec optes - Marcus Valerius Martialis Tue, 02 Aug 2011 22:27:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/25/we-told-you-so/comment-page-1/#comment-48552 Blue Crab Boulevard » Camouflaged Carnivores For Christmas Wed, 29 Nov 2006 19:30:17 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/25/we-told-you-so/#comment-48552 [...] The New York City police department appears to have stumbled on the next tactic the Animal Uprising plans to use for sneak attacks through the holiday season. We told you about alligators baiting traps with newspapers. We gave timely warnings about alligators disguising themselves as doormats. We've even warned about the deer pretending to be volleyball nets. But this trick is even more insidious. [...] [...] The New York City police department appears to have stumbled on the next tactic the Animal Uprising plans to use for sneak attacks through the holiday season. We told you about alligators baiting traps with newspapers. We gave timely warnings about alligators disguising themselves as doormats. We've even warned about the deer pretending to be volleyball nets. But this trick is even more insidious. [...]

]]> http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/25/we-told-you-so/comment-page-1/#comment-21801 Blue Crab Boulevard » Blog Archive » Gator Bait Fri, 22 Sep 2006 22:25:51 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/25/we-told-you-so/#comment-21801 [...] We continue to try to warn people about the animal uprising in spite of the funny looks and the recent visit by the nice man from the county health service inquiring about our mental capacity. And again today, we have a tale of horror barely averted. We have told readers about the nasty trick the alligator legions have of laying traps for people using a newspaper as bait. But since we tipped people off to that little trick, the raging reptile horde has shifted tactics. Now they are laying in wait for unsuspecting homeowners. [...] [...] We continue to try to warn people about the animal uprising in spite of the funny looks and the recent visit by the nice man from the county health service inquiring about our mental capacity. And again today, we have a tale of horror barely averted. We have told readers about the nasty trick the alligator legions have of laying traps for people using a newspaper as bait. But since we tipped people off to that little trick, the raging reptile horde has shifted tactics. Now they are laying in wait for unsuspecting homeowners. [...]

]]> http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/25/we-told-you-so/comment-page-1/#comment-13976 Blue Crab Boulevard » Blog Archive » Call The Crocodile Hunter! Wed, 26 Jul 2006 16:06:34 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/25/we-told-you-so/#comment-13976 [...] Well, we here at Blue Crab Boulevard would just like to warn the authorities in South Africa. While you are trying your traps baited with rotten meat, be sure you stay away from any newspapers you might see lying about. Don't say we didn't warn you. [...] [...] Well, we here at Blue Crab Boulevard would just like to warn the authorities in South Africa. While you are trying your traps baited with rotten meat, be sure you stay away from any newspapers you might see lying about. Don't say we didn't warn you. [...]

]]> http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/25/we-told-you-so/comment-page-1/#comment-10774 Blue Crab Boulevard » Blog Archive » A Departure Sat, 15 Jul 2006 16:49:18 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/25/we-told-you-so/#comment-10774 [...] It gets them used to using newspapers as bait. Ok, we couldn't resist bringing it up. [...] [...] It gets them used to using newspapers as bait. Ok, we couldn't resist bringing it up. [...]

]]> http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/25/we-told-you-so/comment-page-1/#comment-9995 Blue Crab Boulevard » Blog Archive » Lying In Wait Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:02:38 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/06/25/we-told-you-so/#comment-9995 [...] While we here in the US are witnessing the advance of the reptile legions on their way north to make water skiing more adventurous in Minnesota, the Philippines is also seeing it's share of scaly trouble. MANILA (Reuters) - A 12-year-old boy survived an attack by a crocodile that was being kept as a pet near an elementary school on the southern Philippine island of Mindanao, officials said on Tuesday.  [...] [...] While we here in the US are witnessing the advance of the reptile legions on their way north to make water skiing more adventurous in Minnesota, the Philippines is also seeing it's share of scaly trouble. MANILA (Reuters) – A 12-year-old boy survived an attack by a crocodile that was being kept as a pet near an elementary school on the southern Philippine island of Mindanao, officials said on Tuesday.  [...]

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