Now Do You Believe Us?

We keep trying to warn people about the animal uprising in hopes that we can get someone's, heck, anyone's attention. But now we have a report on the ultimate betrayal. The Benedict Arnold of the uprising. Man's best friend has gone over to the dark side. Even the ones we have trusted the most, the police dogs. And they are running people down in the streets using stolen POLICE vehicles!

OGDEN, Utah - A police dog that was left in a pickup with the engine running apparently knocked the vehicle into gear and ran down a woman who was walking to her mailbox.

Mary F. Stone, 41, was expected to remain hospitalized with a fractured pelvis and tailbone until at least Friday, said her husband, Paul Stone.

The dog, a German shepherd named Ranger, had been left in the truck while its handler responded to a domestic disturbance call Tuesday, police Lt. Loring Draper said. The truck's engine was on so Ranger would have air conditioning.

Draper said Ranger must have hit the shift on the steering column, putting the automatic transmission into gear. As the truck slowly rolled forward, police officers yelled to Stone, but she couldn't get out of the way in time, he said.

Oh sure, we're supposed to believe that cock and bull accident story. The dog did it on purpose. Good thing he couldn't reach the gas pedal or the poor woman would have been only the first victim!