More Monkey Business

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard remain firmly committed to bringing you all the latest news we can make up find on the Animal Uprising. Today is no exception. Once again, there is a report of monkeys doing recon on residential areas. This time it is in Wisconsin, an area not noted for it's large native monkey population.

PEWAUKEE, Wis. - A small monkey made its way into a woman's home but disappeared into a nearby marsh when an officer tried to corral it, authorities said Monday.

The monkey remained on the loose, said Det. Jake Bernotas of the Pewaukee Police Department.

Police were investigating a burglary when a woman in the same condominium complex reported that she saw a monkey in the rear of her residence.

She said she first heard a commotion around 3 a.m. Monday and thought it was a raccoon. Later that morning she heard a screeching so she pulled out binoculars and spotted the monkey.

I've got news for you, Ma'am. That monkey was looking at you. It's a peeping monkey! No word on whether the monkey might be this escapee. But we have our suspicions.